Every once in a while I get a good bicycling picture, modify one I found on the web, or just create a picture of a bike with a catchy saying.

Here they are for your review:

	Here I am, posing for a picture after my new bike's first ride. We went up on the mountain and got to have some fun in the freezing rain. We had the mountain almost all to ourselves because there were only a few other riders as stupid as us. Taking advantage of the millennium craze, I thought up this gem. It's not as novel as those crank-powered radios, but hey, it runs entirely on human power, and it will not to fail, even if the gas pumps do.
I thought this was hilarious, so I borrowed it from the Adbusters site and modified to make it more readable.